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Post by Canuovea on Sept 23, 2015 5:18:32 GMT
Renard is now the Horse for the next part of the RP. So yeah.
Just read this to my girlfriend, she can't handle the puns.
Though she has admitted that she would vote for pig fucker over Donald Trump. It might just be because of the British Accent, which at least makes him sound more intelligent.
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Post by Canuovea on Sept 23, 2015 5:47:22 GMT
My girlfriend has informed me of something very important: David Cameron is making an Appearance on the new Muppet Show.One Million Mom's is concerned about the new mature direction of the show, what with Kermit breaking up with Miss Piggy only to find a new lover in the form of Denise, drama, and the potential inter-species... Romance.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Sept 23, 2015 10:45:32 GMT
A romance between a pig and frog has always been part of the Muppets. Why would that come up as an issue now?
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Post by Harkovast on Sept 23, 2015 17:07:51 GMT
Wordweaver because they broke up! Cameron has clearly come between them! He is a home wrecker! He seduced Ms Piggy.
I think these alegations are just a pig in a poke, a hamfisted attempted to cause snoutrage. Cameron has enough problems tackling pork barrel spending, a situation in Syria that is turning into a bay of pigs and a danger of long term economic Ham. So nothing could be rasher than trotting out these pig ignorant suggestions. I dont know who came up with this story, but whoever squealed, they are clearly telling porkies by pushing such swill and hogwash. Let's let the swine minster do his job so he can bring home the bacon for Britain.
Though he did totally fuck a pig. Just saying.
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Post by TempestFennac on Sept 23, 2015 17:12:50 GMT
I disagree about Syria turning into a Bay of Pigs; if his plan was to train refugees and ship them back to Syria fight Assad/IS/whoever and fail to give them any real support, then it would be.
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Post by Harkovast on Sept 23, 2015 17:50:21 GMT
Tempest Fennec I think you might have confused a barrage of terrible pig puns with political commentary.
Though you get a hundred points for complaining that my bay of pigs analogy was not entirely accurate while not raising any questions about my confident assertion that the priminister fucks pigs. Awesome.
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Post by TempestFennac on Sept 23, 2015 18:27:51 GMT
I was only joking when I made the BoP comment. I'm not commenting on the allegations because I don't have anything to say about it.
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Post by Canuovea on Sept 23, 2015 18:34:32 GMT
Wordweaver, yes, but now they're involving humans.
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Post by Harkovast on Sept 23, 2015 18:47:01 GMT
Tempest to quote Lord Vader "Search your feelings, you know it to be true. He fucked a pig Luke."
They made Lucas edit some of that out from the final version but I hear he added it back in for the Bluray.
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