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Post by Harkovast on Sept 8, 2018 1:02:04 GMT
I have checked and I am not sure the Troglodyte song is 100% historically accurate. I want to see the source on these claims. Citation needed.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Sept 12, 2018 0:01:41 GMT
I'm pretty sure that "Sock it to me" is prehistorically accurate.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Sept 12, 2018 0:07:48 GMT
The hit me and it felt like a kiss is so weird it had me thinking "is this meant to be parody? Is this a joke?" That's demented. The weird slightly droning way they are singing makes it even more horrifying, like they are in a brain washed cult or something. The story behind the song was it was something that was actually said by someone they knew. Her boyfriend would beat her and when one of them asked why she put up with it the response was "He only hits me because he loves me" or something like that. So the song is actually highlighting that kind of response to abuse as something wrong, but without the backstory the song is uncomfortable.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Sept 12, 2018 0:11:03 GMT
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Post by Harkovast on Sept 12, 2018 1:57:43 GMT
I have heard an alternate theory about prehistoric times. I think this version has far more scientific backing. Captain Lou Albano says its true for starters!
Joking asside, the video for this weird wrestling song (released by the wwe on a wierd wrestling themed album) predates youtube. I watched this back when I was at university. A time when the inter net was far more loose and wild westy and in some ways more fun I think. Yeah I'm old, get off my lawn!
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Post by wordweaver3 on Sept 12, 2018 2:20:54 GMT
The old west days are long gone. Buried under the efficiency of Google. Used to be like climbing down into a dungeon with untold levels, pitfalls, and horrible monsters. Netzero and Juno struggling to provide you with pathetically slow service for "free".
Now it's like taking a stroll in the park.
Almost wouldn't mind a ten minute animated loading screen or a "shoot the duck" ad trap just for old time's sake.
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Post by StyxD on May 12, 2019 11:23:23 GMT
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Post by wordweaver3 on May 13, 2019 17:21:22 GMT
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Post by Horsie on May 19, 2019 16:30:22 GMT
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Post by wordweaver3 on May 23, 2019 7:22:04 GMT
99 cents? I'll take ten!
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Post by Harkovast on Jun 9, 2019 21:21:14 GMT
So in Independence Day, the movie with the aliens blowing up America...the one guy played by Randy Quaid says he was abducted by aliens, and the other red necks mocks him saying he was anal probed. But then later when they are talking to the media they say the aliens sexually molested him and are deadly serious. Its played for laughs, but to the characters its serious now, so they really believe it, suggesting they didn't make that detail up.
Now during the ending, when Quaid takes out the alien ship, he flies into the central opening with his plane.
Basically what I'm suggesting is that the plane is a phallic symbol and by ramming into the opening, he was metaphorically anally probing the aliens, as they once anally probed him.
So it was basically revenge rape.
A bit like that video on youtube where Randy Quaid is bumming a woman in a Rupert Murdock mask. (I'm not going to link that, go look it up yourselves you perverts.)
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Post by Horsie on Jun 9, 2019 22:06:07 GMT
What the fuck?
I'm not sure if you're making that up, and I'm afraid to check...
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Post by Canuovea on Jun 9, 2019 22:11:57 GMT
I'm not going to check that either. Nope.
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Post by Harkovast on Jun 10, 2019 21:07:30 GMT
Some times the truth is stranger than fiction.
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Post by Harkovast on Jun 12, 2019 18:10:51 GMT
New theory- At the end of Predator, when the Predator sets off the bomb (what a spoiler!) I think the purpose wasn't to kill Arnie (It could have tried to hide the bomb, or played dead to lure him closer if that was the point), or even to keep their technology from humans (humans get some sporting equipment? Who the hell cares? Predators have space ships!)
The point was to deny Arnie a trophy. The predator was anthropomorphizing Arnie (predatormorphizing?) and assuming he had the same thought process and goals as a Predator. In that situation a Predator would want an awesome skull trophy, or to skin the target and string them up, wave the spine around, all good predator fun. The Predator setting off the laughter was mocking the fact that Arnie had won but, from a Predator view point, the victory was hollow and meaningless. The Predator wanted to spite the person that had killed it, and what could be more spiteful for a Predator than destroying someones greatest trophy?
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