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Post by Harkovast on Oct 24, 2016 22:58:45 GMT
The crazy master of the insane, racist, nonsensical Christian comic book has passed away. Comics that taught us lessons like- If a man is raped gay demons get into him and make him gay. That the catholic church was started by Satan and went on to found Islam, Communism and Nazism. That magic is real actual super powers that come from Satan that can only be stopped by praying. He was a hateful whack job, but I am gonna be honest, a part of me is sad to see him go. I mean the guy wrote this...
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Post by StyxD on Oct 24, 2016 23:12:34 GMT
I learned that getting into heaven is like eldritch magic, you just have to know what to quote at the faceless God that appears to spook you. Or maybe it's Slenderman. Or Nyarlathotep.
Yeah... it's sad, in a way. The guy was one of a kind. Guess he already knows if those words were any good.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Oct 24, 2016 23:26:27 GMT
Oh, no!
He had so much more to teach us!
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Post by wordweaver3 on Oct 24, 2016 23:46:22 GMT
Chick site is running really slow. Must be a zillion people there.
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Post by Harkovast on Oct 25, 2016 0:40:53 GMT
Paying their respects to the great prophet.
The only people who ever foudn Jesus from readnig a tract of his...were characters in his tracts.
Yes there are tracts where people are given a tract and it converts them. He was selling his shitty comics DURING another shitty comic. The bible? Nah, sod that crap! You need CHICK COMICS!
My favourite ones were when people who horribly evil and said they loved Jesus at the last minute, while good people who dedicated their lives to helping others got sent to hell for failing to say the magic spell.
He was a special, unique kind of crazy, and we shall not see his like again.
Just yesterday I was joking about the idea of an RPG where the universe works the way Jack Chick thinks things work. For bad guys like gays and roleplayers and christian rock bands attack you with magic and demons, and you have to pray to defend yourselves. Yes he was against christian rock. Not becuase it's shit, but because it is satannic. Go figure.
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Post by Canuovea on Oct 25, 2016 4:50:52 GMT
Ah.
Yeah, sad. Whether purposeful or not, the world has lost a great comedian.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Oct 25, 2016 5:06:27 GMT
The sad thing is how many people went to hell before Jack Chick was born?
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Post by Horsie on Oct 25, 2016 7:57:02 GMT
I think my favourite was The Last Generation, that was just madness.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Oct 25, 2016 9:04:14 GMT
That one is good but in The Poor Little Witch they sacrifice a baby and make her drink the blood.
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Post by Canuovea on Oct 25, 2016 9:04:53 GMT
I suggest some Voltaire.
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Post by Harkovast on Oct 25, 2016 20:02:59 GMT
Oh yeah last generation is a good one. That's like his crazy ideas reaching their logical conclusion. Soul Story is another good one. Blaxsploitation, pimpin, hand grenades...the jesus stuff seems frankly tagged on! It's like he watched Shaft and decided he wanted to do a tribute. Wordweaver if you want horrible, the comic Lisa was so offensive even Jack Chick with drew it.See? Jack Chick kinda brings people together. Everyone has their own favourites. Let's raise a glass to the crazy old bastard. I can honestly say he will be missed and we will not see his like again.
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Post by Canuovea on Oct 25, 2016 20:12:03 GMT
Wow, that one WAS bad.
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Post by Harkovast on Oct 25, 2016 20:18:23 GMT
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Post by wordweaver3 on Oct 25, 2016 22:24:46 GMT
There's also a version of Allah Had No Son where he replaced the characters the Islamist is talking to with black people.
And that Lisa one...
"Oh, my God -- I'll go to prison!"
Nah, don't worry. He's just gonna talk to you about Jesus. Doesn't even talk about needing to account for what you've done in this world in order to do that. Doesn't matter what you done in Chick world, as long as you say "Jesus" it goes away.
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Post by Harkovast on Oct 25, 2016 22:48:02 GMT
Oh man I haven't seen the black Islam one, that sounds great. I hope they talk to him in awkwardly used black slang.
Chicks morality was almost the opposite of morality. Like right or wrong literally makes zero difference. Did you say teh magic phrase? Yes or no? Its a clear binary and good and evil don't enter into it.
He gives the impression that once you accept Jesus you only do good things and become a wonderful person, but thats more of a side effect, its not hte point. Also anyone who leaves the religion was clearly faking all along.
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