Post by Harkovast on Feb 12, 2018 2:01:17 GMT
Dem oomies think they 'as good ships, da stuck up gits!
But dthey is in for a shock.
Da meks 'ave been workin' over time, on our latest Orky supa weapon.
DA DAKKA STAR!
As you can tell, it is big and ard lookin! It's got loadsa skulls carved into it, as well as da big metal face plate.
Da warboss wanted it to look just like 'im. It's like a giant shooty mirror! Now the oomies will know which ork ordered their weak little ships blown to pieces!
Lotsa shooty gubbins! Building stuff into asteroids is an orky tradition...like killin oomies!
This giant arms 'as all kindsa choppa' and 'ackers. Ships dat get close is gunna get WRECKED! It chops dem into scrap...which is 'andy when we need more wrecked hulls to build even MORE orky ships!
Now you might ask "But Boss, how is it gunna get close enough to use dem big choppas?"
To that I would say "SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS, YA GROT!"
Dis thing 'as got loadsa' engines! There's even a ship stuck in the back! Just hit the big red button and shout WAAARGH to make sure it goes supa' fast!
(The button is red to make it fasta. Human's don't understand this orky tech, because they are stupid, as well as puny. Ya don't need to be a mech to figure this stuff out! Its common orky sense!)
You can also see da armoured under bit, which is part of the metal core stickin' out. In der is all the reactors and drives dat make it go. No way any oomies or any other gits are goin' to get to any of dat!
Dis ain't some normal rok! Dis thing is well ard! Look at all dees lovely shootas! WAAARGH!
WHO WANTS SOME?
But dthey is in for a shock.
Da meks 'ave been workin' over time, on our latest Orky supa weapon.
DA DAKKA STAR!
As you can tell, it is big and ard lookin! It's got loadsa skulls carved into it, as well as da big metal face plate.
Da warboss wanted it to look just like 'im. It's like a giant shooty mirror! Now the oomies will know which ork ordered their weak little ships blown to pieces!
Lotsa shooty gubbins! Building stuff into asteroids is an orky tradition...like killin oomies!
This giant arms 'as all kindsa choppa' and 'ackers. Ships dat get close is gunna get WRECKED! It chops dem into scrap...which is 'andy when we need more wrecked hulls to build even MORE orky ships!
Now you might ask "But Boss, how is it gunna get close enough to use dem big choppas?"
To that I would say "SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS, YA GROT!"
Dis thing 'as got loadsa' engines! There's even a ship stuck in the back! Just hit the big red button and shout WAAARGH to make sure it goes supa' fast!
(The button is red to make it fasta. Human's don't understand this orky tech, because they are stupid, as well as puny. Ya don't need to be a mech to figure this stuff out! Its common orky sense!)
You can also see da armoured under bit, which is part of the metal core stickin' out. In der is all the reactors and drives dat make it go. No way any oomies or any other gits are goin' to get to any of dat!
Dis ain't some normal rok! Dis thing is well ard! Look at all dees lovely shootas! WAAARGH!
WHO WANTS SOME?
