Post by Harkovast on Jan 31, 2015 16:11:59 GMT
All right, so there is this event in Texas where a load of kids get taken to the capital where they pray and sing patriot songs about America and learn about government in the Lone Star State etc.
As you can imagine, right wing conservatives have been up in arms over this, with protesters trying to disrupt the event and State Representative Molly White expressing that she thought this group were possibly in league with America's enemies and demanding they prove otherwise.
Now you might think you've landed on bizarro reverse world here, but that's because I left out one important detail.
The kids are Muslim.
Brave Patriots were on hand to attempt to snatch the microphone from the people speaking at the event, to shout-
“Islam will never dominate the United States and by the grace of God, it will never dominate Texas.”
As these dangerous ( and largely juvenile) terrorists were singing some extremist Islamic State chant (something called "The Star Spangled Banner"? Obviously talking about a star and CRESCENT MOON!), the heroic protesters interrupted them with calls of "Islam is a lie" and "No Sharia here!"
My concern with all this was that while grass root Texans were out in force defending freedom, what about the state officials? I would hate to think that such heroes only represented a small fringe group. What were the leaders of Texas doing to fight the good fight against this insidious threat.
Molly White the woman for the job, stepping up with these inspiring words...
“I did leave an Israeli flag on the reception desk in my office with instructions to staff to ask representatives from the Muslim community to renounce Islamic terrorist groups and publicly announce allegiance to America and our laws.
We will see how long they stay in office.”
What could be more patriotic than pledging allegiance to America while standing next to an Israeli flag, am I right?
A masterful plan to confuse the terrorists by not making any sense at all!
Anyway, we all know that Israeli flags are to Muslims what crosses are to vampires, so I am sure it warded them off.
Molly White is a true hero, upholding that most American of principles- Guilty till proven innocent!
Muslims have to actively prove to you that they aren't trying to destroy the government, other wise its safe to assume that's what they want. Molly is obviously confident that very few of these evil doers could pass her double test of an Israeli flag AND a pledge!
Thank heavens that freedom in Texas has been secured once again!
Oh an some of the protestors told the kids to "go home and take Obama with you."
That was such a moving sentiment that I am going to go and salute a Belgian Flag while pledging allegiance to Austrailia and trying to get Stephen Hawking deported to Brazil.
FREEEEEDDDDOOOOOM!
You can read more for yourself here.
As you can imagine, right wing conservatives have been up in arms over this, with protesters trying to disrupt the event and State Representative Molly White expressing that she thought this group were possibly in league with America's enemies and demanding they prove otherwise.
Now you might think you've landed on bizarro reverse world here, but that's because I left out one important detail.
The kids are Muslim.
Brave Patriots were on hand to attempt to snatch the microphone from the people speaking at the event, to shout-
“Islam will never dominate the United States and by the grace of God, it will never dominate Texas.”
As these dangerous ( and largely juvenile) terrorists were singing some extremist Islamic State chant (something called "The Star Spangled Banner"? Obviously talking about a star and CRESCENT MOON!), the heroic protesters interrupted them with calls of "Islam is a lie" and "No Sharia here!"
My concern with all this was that while grass root Texans were out in force defending freedom, what about the state officials? I would hate to think that such heroes only represented a small fringe group. What were the leaders of Texas doing to fight the good fight against this insidious threat.
Molly White the woman for the job, stepping up with these inspiring words...
“I did leave an Israeli flag on the reception desk in my office with instructions to staff to ask representatives from the Muslim community to renounce Islamic terrorist groups and publicly announce allegiance to America and our laws.
We will see how long they stay in office.”
What could be more patriotic than pledging allegiance to America while standing next to an Israeli flag, am I right?
A masterful plan to confuse the terrorists by not making any sense at all!
Anyway, we all know that Israeli flags are to Muslims what crosses are to vampires, so I am sure it warded them off.
Molly White is a true hero, upholding that most American of principles- Guilty till proven innocent!
Muslims have to actively prove to you that they aren't trying to destroy the government, other wise its safe to assume that's what they want. Molly is obviously confident that very few of these evil doers could pass her double test of an Israeli flag AND a pledge!
Thank heavens that freedom in Texas has been secured once again!
Oh an some of the protestors told the kids to "go home and take Obama with you."
That was such a moving sentiment that I am going to go and salute a Belgian Flag while pledging allegiance to Austrailia and trying to get Stephen Hawking deported to Brazil.
FREEEEEDDDDOOOOOM!
You can read more for yourself here.