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Post by Canuovea on Sept 25, 2015 19:43:00 GMT
If I have to, it is only fair that I inflict it on the rest of you.
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Post by Canuovea on Sept 27, 2015 5:37:22 GMT
This is Adam and Eve... I'll just leave it here.
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Post by Horsie on Sept 27, 2015 13:24:40 GMT
They looks like they could do with some meat. They should eat one of the pigs.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Sept 27, 2015 18:23:19 GMT
I think he posted it cuz God looks like he has a humongous boner under the robe that Adam and Eve seem to be enamored with.
Also Adam appears to be fapping with a small tree.
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Post by Horsie on Sept 27, 2015 18:26:32 GMT
How did I miss that?
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Post by Canuovea on Sept 27, 2015 19:46:42 GMT
I didn't know God had a boner, but dear god, yes, it looks like that!
It was mainly Adam wacking off into a bush. I know he's just covering himself, but it looks really bad.
On the other hand, I do like the touch of Adam pointing at Eve, who is pointing at the snake, who is presumeably pointing at God with a "You set this up you bastard, you had to have seen this coming!"
Also, the snake has a person's head.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Sept 27, 2015 21:02:41 GMT
God: "Who ate the forbidden fruit?"
Adam: "Eve told me to, it was totally her fault!
Eve: "No! I was tricked by this perfectly normal looking snake!
Snake: "Check out this dude's erection!"
Adam: "HOLY SHIT! I thought I was created in your image?"
Eve: "You obviously weren't."
God: "Erm... Ignore that, I just woke up."
Adam: "I mean, look! I can completely cover my junk up with a little fig leaf!"
God: "Now, now, size isn't that important."
Adam: "Says the guy with a horse member dragging behind him!"
Snake: "He's totally getting off on this. I can see under the robe. He's fapping like mad."
God: "EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT!"
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Post by Canuovea on Sept 27, 2015 21:17:11 GMT
I literally laughed out loud.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Sept 28, 2015 6:50:31 GMT
But did you shoot milk out of your nose and ruin your keyboard?
If not, I shall try harder next time.
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Post by Canuovea on Sept 28, 2015 15:35:20 GMT
Might have if I were drinking milk at the time.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Sept 29, 2015 5:14:01 GMT
It's much more impressive if I can get you to do it when you're not drinking milk.
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Post by Canuovea on Oct 9, 2015 7:59:57 GMT
Uh. So my girlfriend found this.
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Post by wordweaver3 on Oct 9, 2015 9:06:14 GMT
Squatty Potty is a real product that they seem to be having some issue marketing.
I'm not entirely sure that ruining ice cream is the way to do it.
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Post by demonnachos on Oct 12, 2015 12:33:39 GMT
My brain fits into this. I was grumbling about the dog and thought 'Things would be easier if I had a cat' and brain went "OR A MOOSE!!"
Today I sent a message to a friend that she had a bug on her shoulder (Despite us being a few hundred miles away), and she asked what kind. Brain went "toadstool parrot."
Brain has a lot of weird shit on a regular basis. Though weirder still is some of the names I came across while working at a catalog call center. Two of the weirdest ones are "Stoneisha" (yes Stone-isha, not I am not making this up), and a bloke called himself "Freedom Toweh" (as in the Freedom Tower built in memorial to the WTC buildings).
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Post by Horsie on Oct 12, 2015 15:05:34 GMT
At least you could milk a moose. Not to sound racist, but... I'd put a week's pay on "Stoneisha" being black. Hell, just yesterday my father and I were watching sports highlights and one mentioned an American football player named "Tyrod", which is a part of a car's steering.
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