Post by Harkovast on Jul 2, 2018 14:42:28 GMT
Ticopathic
Supreme Leader Snoke gave his full insistence
For his boy Hux to destroy the Resistance
The good guys were in trouble, they were losin’ the race
Leia got iced, now she’s floating in space
Poe tried to help, but Holdo wouldn’t let him speak-o
So he paid a call to Rose Motherfucking Tico
Her sister blew up ‘cause bombers are crappy
And this left our girl Rose Tico unhappy
But Rose swore revenge and she doesn’t play nice
She was gonna bust the First Order’s tracking device
She found DJ locked up, but she wasn’t mean
She pulled a daring escape just like Steve Mcqueen
She’s a modern girl, thinks gold bikinis are whack
She’ll fight the bad guys in her potato sack.
She keeps it real, so don’t get in her face.
You can break secure doors with her moon necklace.
When she thought Fin was having way too much fun
She shocked his ass and said “Listen, son!
You gotta pay attention, I don’t mean this as a diss
You’re a trooper but some things even you can’t miss.
You think you’re a playa here on Canto-bite?
These fools are selling guns, you know that ain’t right!
When we get off this rock, we’ll leave the slaves of course
Cause you know it’s only worth it if you save a space horse!”
She rammed Fin’s speeder just so she could get a date
She says ‘Save what you love, don’t destroy what you hate.’
When she kissed Fin, it’s Poe who was the cuck
Cause Rose Tico just doesn't give a fuck.
She never met Rey but there’s no reason to freak-o
‘Cause Star Wars just got saved…by ROSE MOTHER FUCKING TICO!
Supreme Leader Snoke gave his full insistence
For his boy Hux to destroy the Resistance
The good guys were in trouble, they were losin’ the race
Leia got iced, now she’s floating in space
Poe tried to help, but Holdo wouldn’t let him speak-o
So he paid a call to Rose Motherfucking Tico
Her sister blew up ‘cause bombers are crappy
And this left our girl Rose Tico unhappy
But Rose swore revenge and she doesn’t play nice
She was gonna bust the First Order’s tracking device
She found DJ locked up, but she wasn’t mean
She pulled a daring escape just like Steve Mcqueen
She’s a modern girl, thinks gold bikinis are whack
She’ll fight the bad guys in her potato sack.
She keeps it real, so don’t get in her face.
You can break secure doors with her moon necklace.
When she thought Fin was having way too much fun
She shocked his ass and said “Listen, son!
You gotta pay attention, I don’t mean this as a diss
You’re a trooper but some things even you can’t miss.
You think you’re a playa here on Canto-bite?
These fools are selling guns, you know that ain’t right!
When we get off this rock, we’ll leave the slaves of course
Cause you know it’s only worth it if you save a space horse!”
She rammed Fin’s speeder just so she could get a date
She says ‘Save what you love, don’t destroy what you hate.’
When she kissed Fin, it’s Poe who was the cuck
Cause Rose Tico just doesn't give a fuck.
She never met Rey but there’s no reason to freak-o
‘Cause Star Wars just got saved…by ROSE MOTHER FUCKING TICO!
